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Dec. 11th, 2008 | 02:52 pm
posted by: ipso__facto in siamesepirates

To: Tiny Fireworks
From: Whiskey in a Teacup
Subject: RE: Helloooooooo? Are you here?

Yes. I am doing uber-important research on how many helium balloons I would need to be able to float away. So, from my calculations, I figure you need about 32.46 balloons per pound, so if I can just get my hands on 4,000 balloons, I’m outta here!


To: Whiskey in a Teacup
From: Tiny Fireworks
Subject:
RE: Helloooooooo? Are you here?

That’s a hell of a lot of balloons. I say we start a donation campaign. Put another box out in your building. ‘BALLOONS PLS’


To: Tiny Fireworks
From: Whiskey in a Teacup
Subject: RE: Helloooooooo? Are you here?




To: Whiskey in a Teacup
From: Tiny Fireworks
Subject: RE: Helloooooooo? Are you here?

You don't need helium. Just get your boss to blow in to them for about an hour. That should easily get you as far as Texas.

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