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siamesepirates

[i don't think we're in the earth's atmosphere anymore, toto]

Dec. 11th, 2008 | 02:52 pm
posted by: ipso__facto in siamesepirates

To: Tiny Fireworks
From: Whiskey in a Teacup
Subject: RE: Helloooooooo? Are you here?

Yes. I am doing uber-important research on how many helium balloons I would need to be able to float away. So, from my calculations, I figure you need about 32.46 balloons per pound, so if I can just get my hands on 4,000 balloons, I’m outta here!


To: Whiskey in a Teacup
From: Tiny Fireworks
Subject:
RE: Helloooooooo? Are you here?

That’s a hell of a lot of balloons. I say we start a donation campaign. Put another box out in your building. ‘BALLOONS PLS’


To: Tiny Fireworks
From: Whiskey in a Teacup
Subject: RE: Helloooooooo? Are you here?




To: Whiskey in a Teacup
From: Tiny Fireworks
Subject: RE: Helloooooooo? Are you here?

You don't need helium. Just get your boss to blow in to them for about an hour. That should easily get you as far as Texas.

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siamesepirates

[lose 3 sizes in just 2 weeks!]

Dec. 11th, 2008 | 02:40 pm
posted by: ipso__facto in siamesepirates

To: Whiskey in a Teacup
From: Tiny Fireworks
Subject: RE: So that I don't snap...

Yeah, I’m totally craving candy canes now. Or maybe just a peppermint mocha... Ok, I ate a ton of protein for breakfast this morning – I had plain nonfat yogurt with pecans and craisins in it. I thought that was supposed to fill you up! I’m STARVING and I have been for AN HOUR. WTF dieting. *rageface*

To: Tiny Fireworks
From: Whiskey in a Teacup
Subject: RE: So that I don't snap...






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siamesepirates

[blue is the new purple]

Dec. 11th, 2008 | 02:27 pm
posted by: ipso__facto in siamesepirates

To: Tiny Fireworks
From: Whiskey in a Teacup
Subject: RE: flying purple people eater

I fucked up my hair last night. What do you think? Am I going to scare people?



To: Whiskey in a Teacup
From: Tiny Fireworks
Subject: RE: flying purple people eater

Why do you look so grumpy?

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siamesepirates

[of course I'm grumpy, it's not even 10 AM]

Dec. 11th, 2008 | 02:05 pm
posted by: ipso__facto in siamesepirates

To: Tiny Fireworks
From: Whiskey in a Teacup
Subject: ?

Everybody keeps asking me if I’m okay. My boss just asked why I look so grumpy. Did I draw my eyebrows on angry-shaped or something? I am still kinda grumpy, but I’m not acting like it I don’t think. I’m just sitting here minding my own business.




To: Whiskey in a Teacup
From: Tiny Fireworks
Subject: RE: ?

What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of people fleeing in terror.

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